Leaving for Paris tomorrow.

Chronological list of things that have broken (spontaneously and completely) in very recent days:

• My grandmother's hip (People are so fragile!)
  
• My camera (Yes, the good one. Still waiting for an estimate from Nikon.)
• One bottle of foundation (Sharp glass. Messy. Although this break wasn't as spontaneous and self-inflicted as the others: I dropped it on hard tile.)
  
• My external hard drive (Greaaat.)
  

I'm a headless chicken or some other stressed-out cliché.